Oldest Profession in the Bible

You have a doctor, a lawyer, A gardener and an architect having lunch together to discuss what is the oldest profession in the bible.

Doctor, of course says it is medicine. God put Adam to sleep, preformed an in-cession took out a rib and made woman, that makes medicine the oldest profession in the Bible.

The gardener smiled. That’s pretty good but God planted a garden and then put man in it and told him to tend to it That makes gardening the oldest profession in the Bible

The architect said yes but God created the heavens and the earth an engineering marvelty that has never been or never will be duplicated. That makes engineering the oldest profession in the Bible.

The lawyer chuckled, that is the problem with Americans you read it in the English and you think it is gospel. If you read it in the original text you would see that it was created out of chaos that means we were there first.